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Looks like an orange turd.

I'll say it again...

Give that box a big shake next time, huh??

What that fuck -

The chorus of the song "Blasphemous Rumors" by Depeche Mode is ringing true lately.

3rd time will be the charm?

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You can make this right @thegodshow.com Just get the right 80 year old to make it 3.

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Remember, it comes in threes…

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Third times a charm! 🤞🤞🤞🤞

Keep playing, have fun. 🙂

thank you, this is the meme I've been waiting for all day

Yes Tim and you danced all the way there! 🥹😔🥰

Almost every performance he gave he walked away picking bits of the set from between his teeth. #ChewingTheScenery

Trump's been cheating all his life; it seems he's cheating Death too. Fuck.

Celebrities always pass away in threes. One more to go.

Wrong 80 year old from Home Alone 2

When we said ‘make-up wearing star of Home Alone 2,’ we thought you clue in… questioning your omniscience.

Know how things occur in 3s? Know who else is 80?

lol -OOF!!!

Maybe he’s already dead. It would be hard to tell

Hopefully soon

Exactly what I was thinking.

Cosby. That one *still* rankles. I had actually really admired that man. I thought his shows actually kind of showed what he was like. From "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids" to the "Cosby Show" itself. Damn that man!

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He is taking the wrong people

Supreme Court awarded trump immortality apparently

The worst ones all have single payer health care.

I'm seriously starting to wonder

That's it. God it's time to fire death.

I would really like 44 and 46 to give 45's eulogy.

It's not fair that child predator and rapist needs to fuckin Kick the bucket

geeezus gawd, how much more suffering do you want us to do???

It's targeting Home Alone 2 actors but keeps missing. Catherine O'Hara Brenda Ficker Tim Curry

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Swing and a miss @thegodshow.com - again, you got the wrong 80 year old!

Do we have to be specific?? First we said, take the brain dead idiot in government. Where is Mitch? Then we said take the one with a wig and big tits. So you take Dolly Then we say, take the clown. Then you take Tim How is this? TAKE THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J TRUMP!!

Grim's mistake is he's looking for a soul.

Perhaps now would be a good time for you to invoke the Rule of 3's...

Comes in 3s! 🙏

Trump made a deal with the Devil but the Devil doesn't want to collect so we are stuck with him.

IKR

You can't kill pure evil - evidently.

Can you please tell us what lesson the MAGAs need to learn so we can make Dump go away? The wrong people keep leaving us.

God, stop gambling with human lives! Take the 🍊 stinky old PEDO man in the Whitehouse.🤬🤷🇨🇦

Yup!

God, that's two WRONG choices! WTAF?

bsky.app/profile/b9cc...

Gallows humor is the only thing getting me through this week.

You had one job, God. ONE. And you got it wrong, twice!

wrong 80 year old again! I think it's time for a performance evaluation

Comes in threes!🤞

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Trump died years ago, and his corpse is being animated by dark forces. This explains the smell, the staggering, the sloppy speech, etc.

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Oh no! Not Tim Curry too!

I always think he is 90

I’m blaming you. Now come on, these things are supposed to happen in 3s

Find mitch. Mitch is in there.

You'll know when trump kicks off before it even hits social media by the sound of cheering and fireworks.

@thegodshow.bsky.social I see you're gathering up 80 year olds now. I respectfully request that you pass by Cher, Goldie, the Fonz, Danny Glover, Bette, John Lithgow, Linda Ronstadt, Neil Young, and Candace Bergen. Move on to the top of our list please. Hear our prayers.

DEATH sat with a sigh, throwing a leg over the arm of the chair "I see you shiver in an........ ticipation" WAR shook his medals & began dancing "It's just a jump to the left.. & then a step to the right" FAMINE grunted "Time to float, more of a Pennywise fan" DEATH sighed "80 speed limit, so sad"

youtu.be/kXPCsaO_55o?...

I spit my cup of boiling blood everywhere. Truly funny.

Again with the wrong 80 year old! You only get one more shot. And just a reminder, it’s the politician with the overly logical neck ties and poor overall fashion sense.

Best response of the day!

I think (hope) he will be dead by 2028 elections! I get up every morning hoping today is the day! One day soon it will e true!

The best one yet!!!

Getting closer. Third time's the charm.

These things happen in 3's. Don't let us down tomorrow!

he's always been dead inside. he's just a homunculus.

Social media follows and likes are cool and all, but you wanna know how to get 80M+ real-life followers?

He is the undead.

Twice???

OK big guy, you're starting to get me a little worried now. These things come in threes, but you only got one shot left now!

Explain yourself

The biblical anti-Christ don't die, and even if dtff did get that well deserved dirt nap, I feel confident to say that his tech bros have already created digital AI dtff .... his wealthy media bros will ensure digital AI dtff is broadcast across all manner of mainstream media, from now until .....

All on the same page!

God....you tell me!!!!

I've got a pocket full of quarters if you run out

The world's patience is running thin , but one thing is for certain 100% , there is no God

Well, one of the Devil's trolls is he lets evil men linger longer on the earth.

Maybe he knows where Mitch is.

@inkedmum7377.bsky.social

Come on Death! Do better!

Gonna miss him.Mr.Curry was a staple of my youth, every weekend at Rocky Horror Picture Show with the TrAnsducer cast in New Jersey.Rest in peace Mr.Curry.

You dammit, God!

Sadly she was younger than 80.

Explain yourself, God.

Hayden Panettiere

Careful what you wish for...not just *any* 80-year-old. There´s still a lot of *decent* 80-year-olds around that would be sorely missed.🙏

Oh my goodness this is so sad. I loved Tim Curry the accident that he had was so god-awful and cut short a brilliant career. I think that’s why his iconic roles came so early. Rocky horror picture show and one of my favorites Annie! Tim, Carol, Burnett, and Bernadette Peters. Rest in Peace Tim. 🥹😔

i keep telling people that his genetics give him 10 more years. add to that the fact that he has the absolute best health care on the planet to keep his fat ass alive.

YOU don't know ????

I said it before. Grim Reaper needs to be impeached

Aren't you in charge? You've taken three in the past 5 days. Time to start over. Just don't take anymore of the good ones. There are plenty to choose from in one certain location.

YOU’RE IN THE WRONG 80-YEAR OLDS PILE!

God, we need you to understand us when we pray… 80yo, lives in DC… ::: WINK, WINK :::

God, you beat me to it this time. 😂😂