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In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and Washingtonians by declaring Washington Canada’s 11th Province: tinyurl.com/4w688ss6

After weeks of trying to strike up friendly conversations with people about their neighbors, lonely and distraught local ICE Agent Martin Briggs says no one is talking to him here because of the Seattle Freeze: tinyurl.com/5n9x8s93

“They didn’t always kayak from one room of their house to another?” tinyurl.com/46nvry6a

I for one welcome our Canadian overlords