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✨The Needling’s Top Ten Stories of 2025✨ Good afternoon, engulfed Cybertruck. Goodbye, 2025. Goodluck, 2026. tinyurl.com/5n8nd2dk

The Needling

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In response to multiple threats by the United States to turn Canada into the 51st state, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney surprised Canadians and Washingtonians by declaring Washington Canada’s 11th Province: tinyurl.com/4w688ss6

1/1/26, 2:35 am38 reposts190 likes

jimbobmcg.bsky.social

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1 Jan

We should be so lucky

Limb Manipulation Enjoyer

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1 Jan

Based tbh

Tavita Poulson Jr

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2 Jan

Ok but can they take Oregon too?

The Needling

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1 Jan

After weeks of trying to strike up friendly conversations with people about their neighbors, lonely and distraught local ICE Agent Martin Briggs says no one is talking to him here because of the Seattle Freeze: tinyurl.com/5n9x8s93

The Needling

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1 Jan

“They didn’t always kayak from one room of their house to another?” tinyurl.com/46nvry6a

The Needling

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1 Jan

“Bigg’s orcas usually aren’t as picky about what they eat, but this little rudder-snapper won’t eat a thing his mom puts in front of him unless she cuts it into little yacht shapes." tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp

The Needling

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1 Jan

Today a local conservative and ICE agent who cried bloody murder when asked to wear a mask during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic clarified he’s actually totally fine with wearing masks as long as it’s to ruin lives, not save them: tinyurl.com/3pabcukx