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The lack of tattoos on the stock photo models ruined the suspension of disbelief. ;-)

Next time we depict Seattleites we'll be sure they're wearing tats, flannel, a beanie, and glasses while humping the Space Needle.

Stomach stuff usually works and normally there are no follow up questions because you don't really want to know exactly what that means.

We ladies can pull the menstruation card: gets sympathy from other women, but most importantly, NO follow-up questions from men