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Americans Urged to Vote Early, Hide Deep in Corn Maze Until It’s All Over: tinyurl.com/bdehrurc

21/10/26, 6:13 am59 reposts236 likes

Democracy, but with the added constitutional right to ignore anyone yelling poll numbers from behind a scarecrow.

I like corn mazes. I voted!!!!

doing both perhaps more than anyone, precision strike headline

It's dangerous in them corn mazes!

They're even sabotaging our mid-term hide-outs?!

Sure, who doesn’t want to get lost in a corn maze but I’m working two jobs just to pay for gas and tariffs. Who has that kind of time?

Wander away from the jobs, only corn maze.

Ballot is in and I’m taking a red eye to Scotland November 2nd

I plan to do this, to avoid all those who won't shut the fuck up about how they voted early. *satire.