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Was it about the blood on the wall???? BRO I NEED THAT TO STOP THE DEMON FROM GETTING OUT! Omg -_-

Sorry guys. This one might be on me.

The Onion is not funny. The Babylon Bee 🐝 exposed them for the hacks they are.

An important part of being a therapist is believing in the ability to change. After the election all bets are off.

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." C.G. Jung

Liked because I refuse to believe that your comment wasn't a joke, and an honestly funny one at that

That just means I won

Found the one y’all were talking about

So…that’s why they’re pushing patients into Online Therapy. Now I get it.

How long have they been deliberating?

"You could dys-regulate God," therapists assert.

Yeah, like I'd listen to a therapist anyways. They say I should take medication and hand in my automatic sub-machine guns. Liberal scum.

😂

had a younger therapist tell me she was scared to take me on as a client because she was afraid i'd kms and she'd blame herself

I did have a therapist once that threw up his arms and told me not to come back because he couldn’t help me. He was and will be my last attempt at therapy

They all did.

I've heard "I'm sorry, I don't know what to say, I've never seen a case......like yours before." Multiple times 😅

I once legitimately got a therapist to loudly say “holy sh*t”. I met with her one more time, then switched.

How can I reach this power level?

I'll -- I'll see myself out 🥺

So that's why I can't find any!

@brigetskya.bsky.social

good.

I fully understand

good.

Fair honestly.

The only headlines you can trust are The Onion's.

In not too distant future news.

I'm in this pic and I don't like it