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The answer is probably just money.

The son he never had

It actually hurts seeing Musk playing Trump for the fool. Never thought I would see the day when a sitting president would bend the knee for anyone. I know it’s just a matter of time before this nightmare ends, but in the meantime it’s hard to watch our president be so completely dominated.

Just been on Twitter which is full of the decline of American standards via Trump. Bluesky seems a happier place when you cut the crap out

They’re both colossal pieces of 💩

not satire

One is a pudgy pale albino whale and the other is orange

Yes. And it does look weird.

According to this, it’s a running bit of satire in Onion headlines. I’ve wondered about this, as well

honestly sometimes i find myself wondering if some of these are true because of the outrageous things trump does

They're both rich crooks.

Trump wondering which one of his wives gave birth to this pleb, but of course he’s mine he’s a pleb. 😂

😉

Shit pours out of their mouths and both are crazy as all hell?

Just kiss already!

so, money still can't buy inteliligence, looks, or a soul.. got it

When another onion article still hits a little too close to home…

It's the eugenics, that's their common ground

WHERE IS ELON’s JET?

Sugardaddy

I'm still waiting for the "today was totally uneventful" post... :')

Is that warm lighting or did Elon borrow 🤡’s spray tan?

He bought your election, Donald.

🤣

Thank you.

He told a story about Arnold Palmer's manhood, fElon jumped for joy & they eloped

BOTH ARE ON THE LIST OF EPSTEIN LOG.....AND THERE WAS MOTION ACTIVATED VIDEO CAMS IN DECORATIVE SPEAKER ROCKS LOOK JUST LIKE THE REAL THING TOO. 50 OF THEM GUESS WHERE 🤔 UPLOADED UNCENSORED ON BASTYON PLATFORM

President Musk does control Trump. He even put him as a meme on his DOGE website where he got him to stop penny production.

Is he?

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He, Felon Don was bought by White Flubber Elon Douche!

too many hackers on facebook

Micropenises. That's how. Micropenises.

Make Ajio Great Again Thank you very much

It’s called money

I think it was the little-dick energy that brought them together

So fake.

Related through his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, duh. That, & being #1,& #2 bigliest fans of Mein Kampf.

And I have a bunker to finish!!

This isn't satire tho

Trump and Stormy’s love child.

"if don jr. had lost some weight..." HAHAHA!

Trump struggling to remember ... er ... what was that ? Well, anything.

Having an abysmal hairline is certainly one relation

Oh, poor Spam! It deserves so much more than 47! 😂

This is proper for a headline. Grammar rules are different for them.

Monetarily

So sad. So funny! More funny.

This will be real in 2 years.

Brothers from another mother.

Can you just imagine how awkward the conversations are between them?

Trying to laugh...

✔️

Two fuckin creeps

Someone Block MUSK from interfering in our Government. He does not have a security clearance. He was not born in this country. He is not an elected official.

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