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It’s called acid reflux, maybe you’ve ‘gurd’ of it?

Twenty eight days until I move away from USA. Yes I am excited, but also a bit disappointed in myself. Trying to put some distance btw myself and Trump/Maga is one factor why we’ve decided to live abroad for a few yrs.

Why pose the question and not let anyone to answer it?

At the post office today: Me: I need 2 rolls of stamps please. Clerk: We’re all out of stamps. Me: Clerk: Me: But you’re the post office. Clerk: Me: Ok thanks.

For Puppy Day, here is Finnegan.

Leaving for Italy Saturday. It’s an 8 day house hunting trip. Maybe a year or two away from USA will help improve my bleak outlook on the future of my country?

Road sign says ‘Bump in Road’. Had they considered simply fixing the bump in the road and skip putting up a sign?

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The most aggressive of all pit bull breeds is the Mosh Pit.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

Mackinac Bridge Labor Day walk 2025. Hey Big Gretch, are you here?

If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.

Coming soon, Blu and Ellie in their plane.

This little guy was near my home on Beaver Islamd, MI. Maybe a northern saw-whet owl? He was small.

i think it is a sign of low character to post something controversial knowing it will get angry comments and then insult the people who responded to your ragebait

Bumped into Lou Holtz in the aisle of a plane deboarding in Charlotte. He was pleasant.

Hard to say since nobody can comment on your skeets. 😕

“He is granting audiences to people who buy his meme coin. When the sitting president of the United States is selling access for what are effectively payments directly to him. There is no question that that rises to the level of an impeachable offense.” Sen. Jon Ossoff

If the Vatican were in the southern hemisphere, would the meeting to pick a new pope be a papal convex?

For national pet day, here’s our crew.

If we’re going to have a fascist bigoted POS president, is it too much to ask to have one with decent taste?

Only 46 more months of this administration.

If I enlist is the US Space Force, at basic training am I a space cadet?

I’m watching NCAA tournament. There’s a commercial for Trump endorsing a state politician, Randy Fine (running for Florida Senate). You They are fucking literally saying Trump and Fine will protect Medicare and Social Security. I’m in to my fifth bourbon and it’s not enough by any fucking measure.

#econsky. Add it to your feed

I propose a ban this weekend on use of the term “punched their ticket “.

New exec order by Trump73 banning the use of the semi colon. Says it’s fake punctuation made up by academic liberals and is very nasty.

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

Right on! And the great Williams & Connolly has stepped up to defend Perkins Coie from the same savage and lawless attack on law and justice. I call on all my fellow lawyers to show such principled courage. If you’re too chicken, then stop calling yourself a lawyer. open.substack.com/pub/contrari...

If I worry too much about drinking my super expensive bourbon, is that neurosis of the liver?

Finnegan and Ellie. Just for fun…

The world’s richest man who no one elected just walked into the US Treasury, stole your Social Security number, and Trump let him. You deserve to know why this is happening - call your member of Congress and Senators (202) 224-3121 and ask why.

Canada is considering renaming this body of water ‘Lake Canuck’. What do ya think, eh?

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WHO DID THIS!

Dear world: From henceforth the current POTUS shall be referred to as Trump73. Please disseminate accordingly.

Here’s a big F-you to Facebook and zithead for adding tRump and jd Vance as me following on FB on Jan 20. Wtf!