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#slavecoin

nice, my profits from the slave trading market are really soaring

I have launched GigSlaveCoin where a new coin is minted every time a new GigSlave ticket is accepted. Putting Slavery on the Blockchain...

I think their current play is as a growth stock. After all, they are a tech company disrupting a looong established industry. Once they monopolize the market, they'd prob give dividends like other tech stocks. #NotFinancialAdvice

"peter thiel backed" 😂😂😂 ded

When does it get acquired by the US government?

"There's a slave for that" 😆

Downloaded. My starter pack says that I host a super wealthy heir for a cocaine infused night rave at a rented Chateau Marmot bungalow &strategically place cameras to capture whatever might happen when female minors show up securing my investment opportunity. I’ll own him as long as I have the tapes

🥺

When I first saw this I actually thought it was real... about 5-10 seconds. But I did fall for it.

Hope this isn't a prophecy

Damn 😧

I was going with six months. :P

God, The Onion is brilliant.

GigSlave: “Work Shall Set You Free”

This is how trump envisions fulfilling his no taxes on tips or overtime pledge.

The plan is to build the world's largest labor surplus!

GigTrafficking has chosen to stay private, using VC and now Private Equity capital to expand. Private placements are available for billionaire investors. Insiders say Robert Kraft is taking a large position in the company.

“There’s a slave for that”

That amazes me every time. I did some onionheadlines on Reddit. Many became true in days

Not Nostradamus, nor Baba Vanga could have predicted with such accuracy as The Onion.

Sooooo stupid