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They say he’s distributing free viagra to his voter base as part of Lebensborn II. 😁

White people only

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Mine was 36 years ago, can I get an exemption?

"Pee is stored in the balls." -- Donald Trump

What Trump meant was that he wants to reverse all vasectomies of White people.

Thank for the laugh!

Sell your sperm bank investment portfolio before it tanks.

He is full of stupid!!

Is that a signature or a dodgy electrocardiogram?

How long do yall give this one before it's actual news?

Trump takes kink

This is a trap, cucks.

The 2nd part of the EO was the order reversing all “lobotomies” 🙄

Praise be

I wish his old man had one.

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Okay. I’ve been joking that Trump would do something like this if it became apparent men weren’t ready to start Fathering children for the MAGA Reich. While vasectomy can make a vas deferens in a man’s life, I hear reattaching these fleshy noodles is more like performing an operation on linguini.

Ouch!

"Yeah Elon really loves the sperm, as we call it. The sperm. Elon is such a sperm guy. He loves it so much." Trump gracefully added.

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A seminal moment in his presidency.

You’re on the ball there!!!

This is such a good joke, I'm so jealous

The sad thing is that I could totally see him trying that.

His dad should've got a vasectomy all those years ago.

I'm 84, I don't think it will help. That ship has sailed.

This story tickles my epididymis ! 😬

Snip snap snip snap

I would love to do the procedures...

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We just can’t keep doing and following this stupid crap.

LOL, does this mean I can have kids again?

i never thought he would come after me, fool that i am

Fine print- only white men

does this apply retroactively?

He’s the intelligence equivalent of a window licker and glue eater.

Just for white dicks . In maga land blacks and Hispanics must be sterilized