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Like he JUST has exorbitant wealth, no talent or even conman charisma, and that's all he fucking needs ffs

A higher power will intervene. I'm working out whether it's Jaredesus or the other Sent By God guy.

He’ll be hired to work with Kegseth

Why do the last three onion headlines all have grammatical errors? We want comedy, but we're not heathens!

I remember a day when you had funny “headlines” and now it’s about how many dumb ones you can post. Also, who writes them and did they ever take an English class?

Don’t worry Jared. Try and get charged with federal crimes. Trump will pardon you. He’s very familiar with sex crimes.

God willing, he will.

www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ju... He also claimed to be vegan and when he was playing the Joker he sent dead baby piglets to his costars.

The second Onion article with bad grammar that I've seen this week. Are they using LLMs?

Hey man lots of people have cult islands. Just look at Jeffrey Epstein.

You knew something we didn't know! 🤔

@mega64official.bsky.social Joker update

You mean the weirdo who runs an island where people pay to have sex with him is doing bad touch? Shocking.

friendly reminder that he has a weird sex cult island that everyone just kinda forgot about

he should go to jail for loving putin

It's not the time right now Jared we got a lot of people doing things they're not getting in trouble for, just wait your turn

Still too pretty for prison is my guess. He can’t stay young forever though. Unless the human sacrifices actually work…

IT'S MORBIN TIME AAAAWHOOOOO 🐺 🐺 🐺

like all the other rich and famous abusers?

“When you’re a star you can do whatever you want…”….Donald J Trump PTL

Right after Chris Brown....

Anyone else seeing slightly less slimy Asmongold?

@jaybee42.bsky.social search “Jared Leto allegations.”

Holy shit i read as his real quote and it seemed to track

lol. I am the Leto behaves that way and I take hits punching bag. It’s made my life in Hollywood ridiculousness you know and believe. Wonderland loves me more it’s not a contest I know but love is love. 💗

Maybe he can use the Trump defense?

NGL this article fooled me. It's just believable enough

He was only joking,