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I think this would be funnier if it were ‘during 5th explanation of why Trump can’t pardon Andrew, aide realises futility of explanation and just says that he would put thru the pardon paperwork…consider it done. Trump won’t remember it tomorrow anyway.

Ignore him. We don't have to spend our time detailing his nonsense. Get to work expelling him instead. Everything he does is distracting us from taking him out

This is too on the nose. Pedotus would totally pardon The Pedo Formerly Known as Prince if he could.

No, no. Thailand, the Emirates, maybe Saudi but certainly where he could Escape Justice and perhaps pick up old habits.

Too soon

dude this is so not funny to joke about when he just died in a car crash next week

You must have a spy inside the White House

THEY'RE RIGGING IT AGAINST HIM! CORRRUPT JUDGES!

And can’t tariff UK into submission but Trump could threaten to move there permanently.

And the rest of us will never pardon Trump. #EpsteinFiles

Anyway, now he's forgotten all about Greenland and wants to annex Britain.

Not my work.

it's legitimately impressive how lazy LLMs made people

Too soon.

Uh, hello. Even I know a USA president can't pardon someone convicted and held in another country! DUH.

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Let’s deploy a carrier group to the English Channel! Hang in there Your Princeness, help is on the way!

I thought you did parody this looks like real news

Funny but True am sure it was brought up

Probably not a joke.

Try again after nap time. Make sure he uses the potty first

This probably did happen.

It doesn't work if you substitute a former Obama administration official. Larry Summers or Kathy Ruemmlier, for example. It just doesn't. newrepublic.com/post/206807/...

Another banger!