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“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan

theonion.comExhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of YoshiWASHINGTON—Claiming their mind was solely occupied by the hope of curling up in a ball and sleeping as long as they were allowed, the entire U.S. populace told reporters Thursday they lacked the stren...

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I mean I finished it because it’s rare that I bail on a movie once I’ve started, but I also only watched it the once and am pretty ambivalent about the sequel.

Yoshi is a dinosaur. He doesn't talk! He just makes that sorta squishy noise when a human character mounts him. But ya know, if you need to make him talk, i mean whatever fuck things are so dark