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Wirecutter did some reviews of shovels if anyone's interested

LOL

Remember when the onion didn't have info wars oh wait alex jones was serious about the things he said which only made it funnier.

dark but 🤣 also, zero surprise if there are MAGA incels who don't see this as satire

careful! you'll have a world full of us very strong menopausal women who don't give a fk!

ha! I'll have to start

Post menopause, you gotta find your nearest trans woman and latch onto her for dear life. She will show you the promised land of hormone therapy

As it goes...

@RFK

Skating a little too close on this one... 😬😬😬 Currently getting loads of (mostly unsolicited) GP and consultant advice as I'm hitting peri with multiple autoimmune. It's not a million miles off this. You just need to add, 'and lose weight,' for full authenticity. 😂

As an amateur grave digging enthusiast, this may explain why I've gotten so much stronger but it sounds like I need to dig deeper and more often. Shallow unmarked graves in public parks are not enough. I need to do more. Thanks, The Onion!

This is love. 💓

At that point, it is likely up to her

digsplaining!

Lord.

I should tell my mom about this!

Good to know. 😁

Lifehack: Combine menopause with revenge to be twice as healthy!

tomorrow's news today!