Inventor of Zero-G Nutella

Today I hand fed a red panda, @darthbluesky.bsky.social. I didn’t know it was one because no Vader helmet. But the keeper told me.

So we are going from Benito (aka Bad Bunny), an artist who proudly represents his home and his people, to Jay-Z, a guy who proudly represents himself and is known for who he brings, not what he brings? K.

For Halloween I bring you illegally smol The Night. #AGoodPlace

Was literally reading this weekend about how unscrupulous dog owners are held liable when their sentient, actual living creatures with independent minds attack other dogs or humans. Seems like AI should follow those precedents.

Okay, America, we’re next in line to give authoritarianism the heave-ho. Don’t muck it up.

If Nicki Minaj becomes Press Secretary please, someone please hire Cardi B for the White House Press Pool. Please.

🎶 Come Fly with me, let’s Fly, let’s Fly away… 🎶 #RaiseUp #Canes

Funny thing is that after the loss to the Oilers I had a feeling the Canes might put a beat down on the Blues. I hope this second period goodness continues and my boys Seabass and K’Andre get some too. #RaiseUp

YO KK Yoooooooooooooooo Yoooooooooooooooooooo #RaiseUp

Hey Caniacs, not sure how many of you need to know this but nhl.com is having a sale on a whole lotta stuff INCLUDING JERSEYS. #Canes #RaiseUp

OMG WE BEST TENNESSEE I love defeating orange teams. #SpursUp #GoGamecocks #DownComeTheGoalposts

THIS IS ME: Heights: In the Age: of Aquarius Sign: 🪧 Guilty pleasure food: Breakfast Tattoos: Yes Favorite season: Pepper Favorite color: Blues (Brothers) Favorite holiday: Billie Favorite flower:

Oh, there are my usual Gamecocks. 😳🙄

Where were these Gamecocks earlier this season? We should have beaten everyone except Alabama. Anyway. 14-0 in the first quarter; go Gamecocks. 🤙🏻

I tried a new takeout place near me and brought home enough mapo tofu for two meals. It was yummy and I have supper for tomorrow sorted too. Sometimes after a long week at work the simplest pleasures hit the most solidly.

STANKY STANK OMG the Canes are eating. #RaiseUp

HOLY SMOKIES JARVY SCORES Makes up for missing Fishy’s goal! Welcome back Seth!!! #RaiseUp

I love me some Seabass. #RaiseUp #Canes

Seth Jarvis is playing tonight and I cannot stop smiling… ….which sucks since I had a lot of dental work today. #NoPainNoGain #Canes #RaiseUp

EA shuttered BioWare today. They really want to be the Emperor Palpatine of gaming, don’t they.

Stupid west coast hockey. I need to go to sleep but HOCKEY. The boys look so much sharper tonight. Sunday they were dragging.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

“Shylock” is a very old-school antisemitic slur but you can believe Netanyahu and the ADL won’t condemn Trump using it even though he’s exactly the sort of old bigot that uses such slurs without apology and by habit.

Bursting into tears at random times for no obvious reason is like the BEST part of my version of CPTSD. Not much compared to thinking a plastic bag on the road is an IED but this unexpected plummet into grief works for me.

As an interfaith chaplain I use things like this to illustrate the vast difference between faith and religion because Jesus and empathy go hand in hand. Same with most figures of faith. I have never understood self-identified Christians who ignore or vilify the actual teachings of Christ.

I disavow the Brothers Johnson. They promised they’ll be good to, good to, good to me and never followed through.

CHATMANDUUUUUUUUU!

Good lord, K’Andre is fast on the ice. I looove watching him play. #RaiseUp #Canes

OK KK!

*eyes the scratches and injuries* Can the healthy Canes play in bubble wrap please and thank you. #RaiseUp

And also: I already re-posted this post by Aaron Rupar. But it bears re-re-posting. Can't be said too many times. It is THE REASON we MUST FIGHT LIKE HELL to GET OUT THE VOTE. We need a Blue TIDAL Wave. Thanks to all who are engaged on the ground and/or donating to make it happen. ALL HANDS ON DECK!

In 2017 I learned President Obama personally contacted Zuckerberg about Russian interference via Facebook and Zuckerberg did NOTHING. I was gone practically the next day. It’s not hard, people. Meta is foul.

Real talk: does any player chew on his mouth guard as relentlessly as Sebastian Aho?

Apologies, Caniacs….I just got home and turned on the game and Janky scored. I need to understand every game I have watched we’ve won. DO NOT LET ME FORGET. #RaiseUp

Damned right I did.

Biden mixes up the presidents of Mexico and Egypt Media: he is mentally gone and 88 neurologists ran to the white house examine him Trump: I saw a baby hippo eating a lion in Zelenskyy’s yacht moored in Mars Media: Trump promotes space exploration in repudiation of Biden’s vision

Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it.

I am something of a Dodgers fan, in part because a dear friend is a lifelong fan and in part because I enjoy the players so much, especiallyFreeman, Ohtani and Betts. That said, I am ELATED the Brewers won the pennant. Small-market club that hasn’t been to the Series in years? Yes please!

From the moment her name was released, my niece’s husband and three kids were HOUNDED about her death in a school shooting. Maybe the press should be that relentless with Trump and Musk and leave the Bend, OR, shooting victims and loved ones the heck alone.

If you're in New York, call @schumer.senate.gov and tell him to immediately DEFEND Ilhan Omar or RESIGN his leadership position. (202) 224-6542 I just called and got the machine and left a message - you can do this, to!

Add "for tax purposes" to a movie: “Burn After Reading for Tax Purposes”

A clerk came to my house to have some documents signed and her first question was, “You don’t have any pets, do you?” ina derisive tone that screamed YOU AND I ARE NOT GOING TO GET ALONG AT ALL.

#AGoodPlace