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Trump has been quoted as saying: "I think our big money hole is a great benefit to this country, if we are to beat china we should keep shoveling money into there" after our reporters questioned him

I love the money hole!!

Job crater.

Anything to keep it from going to minorities

😮‍💨 lol

Depends on whose hole, I'd suppose.

No. The Americans are still eating food sometimes, they can take more wastement.

I remember the Onion News Network! You could watch it on TiVo back when cable TV was still a thing normal people had! How many years ago was that? Like 15?

one of my fav videos

I thought we dumped this most recent batch into the ocean...?

"Critics call the Money Hole a giant waste. Republicans call it a vital national security tool. For busy voters, it's hard to know the truth."

Damn woke commies, that's not a money hole, we need it desperately for national security. Are you saying you love crime?

"I love the money fire"

"We have the best swamp!"

Alright, but only if instead we start dumping precious metals into the hole.

close the money hole? then what are we supposed to dump all the money into? You can't just dump it on the ground, it would blow away

absolutely perfect cut lmao

Evergreen

Isn’t that what they normally do?

Unfortunately in our country the giant holes belong to billionaires.

This one goes hard! How deep is the hole ackack

I understand I have a controversial opinion, but I think the government should stop pouring money into the hole. Don't @ me about it.

No, we need baby-seeking missiles

"Ours is the best money hole...only I was able to make such a great money hole. Beautiful. China only wishes it had a money hole half as good. They keep calling me, asking about how we get ours so good." - Trump, probably.

As a calm and reasonable centrist who always considers both sides, I think it's vital we do what the batshit crazy antifacts warmongers want, and continue dumping at least 2 or 3 more trillion into the money hole. It has to fill up eventually, right?

This is fucking great

the hole is in the head of President Skidmark it can never be filled

The money hole is actually a funnel into the orange menace's pocket. He will never close it.

This one never grows old.

I misread Money Hole in the chyron as Memory Hole, and honestly, that should be closed too.

Yes! We need that money for the National Money Bonfire!

Some had two daddies, working four or five of those :p

What else are we supposed to fill the hole with?

All jokes aside, this would actually improve inflationary pressures. In monetary policy, decreasing monetary supply means that what is in circulation is worth more (scarcity drives value), bringing the price of things down. Used to participate in money burning ceremonies… I recommend

Remember seeing this when it first came out. Hilarious then and now. Looked to see when it came out and 100 gray hairs popped out when I saw 2008

Why not both?