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The Onion

@theonion.com

Trump Amasses $1.2 Billion From Crypto https://theonion.com/trump-amasses-1-2-billion-from-crypto/

3/7/26, 7:30 pm54 reposts646 likes

Jimbo The Himbo

@laminatedbacon.bsky.social

3 July

....not actually satire?

fishy

@fishies.dev

3 July

Their "what do you think" articles have true topics but fabricated responses

Zimti 🇪🇺🏴‍☠️

@zumti.bsky.social

3 July

To think that Blockchain Technology was originally proposed as an Alternative to the corrupt Banking system only to end up being used to scam people makes me wanna smoke a phat one

saidur48.bsky.social

@saidur48.bsky.social

21 July

How please DM me

doctoroctothorpe.bsky.social

@doctoroctothorpe.bsky.social

4 July

Quote from one of the investors-suckers-victims “He is leveraging the power of being president to launch currencies, when he seems trustworthy in the public’s eye,” Mr. Pinto said in an interview. “It is kind of incredible. It is almost a legal scam.” www.nytimes.com/2026/07/04/u...

@the_beatboxing_gastroenterologist

@stoffeloni.bsky.social

3 July

i thought the onion was supposed to be satire. i write this under every single onion article. i express this idea together with 10.000 others, who also thought the onion was supposed to be satire. i do not know that satire is, but i know the onion supposed to be it. the world scares and confuses me.

Hexon

@hexondsgn.bsky.social

3 July

@the_beatboxing_gastroenterologist

@stoffeloni.bsky.social

no! NOO!

Investors lost exactly that amount. Such a wild coincidence.

Dtk371

@dtk371.bsky.social

3 July

Trump says, searching down the back of various White House couches has reaped significant rewards. JD no!

mawhitman.bsky.social

@mawhitman.bsky.social

3 July

Well the crypto is fake, so he’ll be broke again on a couple years

Daniela Petrovski

@dani-starseed.bsky.social

11 July

Crypto was invented as a currency to be used on the dark web to buy/sell pedophilia. Therefore, all who buy/sell crypto are participants in child abuse. All who advertise it are most likely PDF's.

Ballroom Jam

@ballroomjam.bsky.social

3 July

I thought you were satire.

dpk

@dpk.net

3 July

These person-on-the-street quotes are based on real stories, their other articles are satire

Illuminati Ganga

@illuminati-ganga.bsky.social

5 July

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Illuminati Ganga@illuminati-ganga.bsky.social

medium.com/p/4231fd220b3e Mike Johnson has admitted to our reporters his astonishment that President Trump has personal monetary resources to draw upon. #trump #mikejohnson #corruption #money #whut #Ineverknew #hehasmoney #whodathunkit #shucks