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“Hey, remember that idea I had about a big band leader using a tuba as a diving bell to bring jazz to an underwater civilization of mermaids? Well, it’s finally ready!” said a visibly excited George R. R. Martin

theonion.comGeorge R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...

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The only way that I’d get excited about anything that GRRM does anymore is if I was told that I’d won a secret prize to have it read to me by Florence Pugh with my head in her lap, and even then I’d try to convince her to read random passages from Gibson’s Sprawl trilogy instead.

They say Rowling and Martin are writing a mashup in which the House of Potter becomes the ultimate contender to rule the seven kingdoms. Spoiler alert! Hermione and Khaleesi have a hoe down in the pilot episode. 😁