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Wait, who the fuck is Ella Langley? Also, who the fuck is Taylor Swift? I know she's world famous and sold a billion records, millions of tickets, sold out shows, movies, etc... Still, does anyone really know who tf she is? I can't name one Swift song. I could name a Britney Spears song.

I'll pay $10 a month to never hear Langley speak again.

Me too! Was scrolling too fast, missed the post name, spent ages comparing the fringes, felt baffled, scrolled down, and saw it. Ffs. They never get me.

I actually believed this for a few seconds until I saw the onion symbol.

She’s gonna win.

baldridge

Dear Onion, Never stop. Love, A Bald Man

Stoopid

You almost got me! 😂

I'm begging you, no more Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce.

Exactly what I thought.

Ronstadt would have a good case against Zooey Deschanel for not just bang plagiarism but copying of makeup art and camera seduction type.

Ella's Choosin' Texas. Taylor's choosin' violence.

Wild. I've been in a similar situation...

One of those ones I didn’t realize was an Onion headline for a moment. 😂

Wait. Stop. Wasn't that a fringe inbangment?

I'm required by common law to page @swiftonsecurity.com

shit man, i got onion'd

Got no dawg in that fight, but fuck…I wish I did.

"Ms Langley's shaggy curtain" I'll be in my bunk

See this is how you make a joke about two people looking alike

Seems like someone recently watched the Buc-ee's segment on the John Oliver show. 🤔

You are smearing the only sacred institution we have left. 😭

Ella’s partner is named Kelsey Travitts, so Taylor is suing for name infringement.

If we’re doling out money for modern bangs I think everyone should be kicking Eleanor Friedberger a few bucks.

I'm a drag performer and tried to do a Taylor impersonation. Made a wig, also a wig stylist. Realized her curtain bangs are far to curtainy, fuck her and her fugly bangs. No one should have bangs like that. They are atrocious!

bitch youre 40 shave the bangs off