Cleveland Rock

I always read this in the voice of the Terminator when he's about to kill the T-1000

We're so excited to bring this show to a full season! Thank you for all your support. 💛

I need an energy drink to make it through the day without taking a nap, but they're not good for my anxiety and they cost too much.

So, why am I supposed to boycott GTA6 again? Because of no physical copy? I'd be buying the Steam release anyway. Because they fired all those workers? Those workers said NOT to boycott their hard work. Because it's "woke"? Don't make me laugh. Because it's expensive? …Yeah, maybe.

PC ports of console games used to be terrible, buggy messes. Nowadays, they're better than the console versions. It's much easier to buy PC games, too. My apologies to physical media enjoyers, but I'd rather buy a game on Steam than go to Electronics Boutique and buy a box (the boxes were HUGE).

In 2012, Obama became the first president to openly support same-sex marriage. In 2022, same-sex marriage received bipartisan support in Congress. Before 2002, same-sex relations were ILLEGAL.

Jailbreaking a device you paid for isn't piracy. Also, piracy isn't theft. Just a reminder.

imagine if George Washington said this

Diminish an anime The 1 Girlfriend Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Loves You

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team https://theonion.com/weird-cleveland-browns-fan-has-no-children-on-team/

NEW: Democratic Congress member Ritchie Torres is introducing legislation in Congress to regulate digital video game ownership. "A game that can be taken away the moment a company pulls the plug is not a purchase. It is a rental disguised as a sale."

Meet Angela, my new PC!

After consulting with various AI agents, Epic Games announced it plans to improve on its homegrown storefront by getting rid of it. paletteswap.site/dif...

Amazon knows too much about me. This is scary.

Only 36 days until people stop making "we got X before GTA6" jokes.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Are the Guardians going to win the World Series the year my dad is no longer able to watch them?

I don't really see the problem. Super Mario 64 was personalized, and everyone loves that game. /j

It somehow knows I don't sit properly. I've never talked to its AI.

Apparently, this post has pissed people off. I'm sorry for liking silly cartoons, I guess.

Oops, I just got blocked. Was it because I don't take Sonic seriously or because I'm giving my computer pronouns?

Does Sonic really have to be so dramatic? Sonic works best as a comedy.

Remember when Sam Singer's S Stuff Store used to be Peter Piper's P Products? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BeJ...

It's fucked up how there are thousands of songs about going to the club, but only one song about Cleveland rocking.

How I arrived on Bluesky

ゼロスーツサムス

Joaquin mah Phoeenis

Volnutt stuck with Roll's mom, Matilda, and Yuna at Elysium. Here's hoping that Capcom announces the Legends Legacy Collection sooner or later, especially now that the PS3/Vita's PSN stores are shutting down soon. #ロックマンDASH

金髪ヒロインカワイイね

God, thank you.

"en-US" is pronounced "anus."

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All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"

JonTron and the Internet Historian have a Let's Play channel now. HEIL I'M GRUMP I'M NAZI GRUMP

explains why nobody is buying one