Adam Deitsch □

It's never not weird to hear people telling me I'm doing great work when this is how I see myself...

The sky is dropping caltrops now?!

Well, that's just super... 🙄

The National Atmospheric Deposition Program has released the first publicly available weekly wet deposition PFAS dataset for the U.S. from their new PFAS-NTN Subnetwork (PFN)! The data are free and open on the NADP website!

A few quotes from the #AAAR2026 #UpGoerFive talks this morning... "Humans are not made to breathe in small balls." "In forest smoke, we saw crazy guys come more from colder fires..." "Strong cleaner gas and light makes the busy pieces."

Are you at #AAAR2026? Do you like hearing about science in very simple words? Come check out my #UpGoerFive talk at 4:20 PM Pacific today!

Maybe companies don't need to be so big that they can't provide customer service/support to their clientele such that their customers are forced to rely on a different company's "super intelligent" chatbot that then outsources it to tech/media journalists...

Actually, I don't really remember and we might have been 3rd last year. Either way, a solid trivia score. #AAAR2026

My table won last year. We were 2 pts behind the leader this year, so not as much of an award... still, second isn't bad.

Me, right now, in Pasadena...

I love how Hilton is like, "As an honored guest, here's two complimentary pints of filtered water for your week-long stay."

[Insert "Normal, Innocent Men" Dot MP4 Here]

My poster tube tipped over and clipped someone's toe before I could stop it. I apologized and said I tried to catch it. They responded, "Do better next time." Why? Why do people need to be THAT uptight?

It's giving Florida 2000 energy...

"If we destroy them, we get everything; we even get the oil and gas they are keeping from us after we've irradiated it..."

The fog trapped in the Mohawk River valley was stunning from 10,000ft—looking like a convective cloud over the river itself, seeping into the dips and valley areas as a smooth radiation fog with the peak fall colors around... but I'm in the middle seat and couldn't snag a good photo.

Some beautiful sunrise fog (aka a bunch of wet aerosols) at the airport this morning on the way to @americanaerosol.bsky.social in Pasadena, CA. #AAAR2026 #SeeYouInPasadena

The Commander in Meh...

Poster for #AAAR2026 is printed. Slides and script for #UpGoer5 are submitted. Just need to do some TA stuff and some packing and I'm off to Pasadena... Presentation: 3UG.8 Poster: 4.JS.9

Self-harm. Nothing else to describe it.

Where are my #AAAR2026 people? Who wants to meet up in Pasadena?

When you need to print a poster, but need to go through the bowels of the @albany.edu campus to do it...

I love how this comes full circle to the original post about becoming the Joker.

This bus smells strongly of garlic bread, but there is none to be seen...

This is a bit too on the nose.

Hi. American Jew here. I have not ever, and will not ever, vote for the GOP. It has never demonstrated or proven to be in my interests (or the interests of any of my friends, family, or wider community). I'd love to know the *real* background of these purported interviewees.

Is it really bribery if everyone knows they get nothing either way?

The year is 2375. The devout are waiting for their Great Healthcare Plan, which they know in their heart of hearts will be released to them in the coming of the sacred Two Weeks.

The abstract...

Here's a sneak peek at the extraordinary work that will be in my presentation for #AAAR2026 next week...

More totally normal stuff with no foreseeable consequences...

Mesmerizing

I just realized both bandaids were placed so the "W" was upside-down. I can only assume this is a grand conspiracy about Malgreens that I had never heard of before.

Check out these amazing photos (and don't forget the finalists)!

My teenage son just made himself a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich... with a slice of cheese pizza in the middle. Somehow, this is the least-unhealthy food option in the US of late.

When your vocabulary is extraordinarily limited for a presentation, you make a QR code for your reference list so you can still cite stuff and not break the rules... #AAAR2026 #UpGoer5

Just got a slight puncture wound in each arm to prepare for #AAAR2026 next week. #SeeYouInPasadena

If history and seasonal patterns mean anything, the new first snow of the season should be right around the corner... (Although recreating the photo might be difficult, as at least 25% of these subjects have since finished their position in the department.)