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Lisan al-Gaib

@theonion.com has an excellent predictive record. Unfortunately. Every word of this from Jan 2001, spot on. theonion.com/bush-our-lon...

Are the prediction markets taking bets on the next transfer of wealth yet?

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

😭

the onion has been predicting the future.

@theonion.com has an excellent predictive record. Unfortunately. Every word of this from Jan 2001, spot on. theonion.com/bush-our-lon...

lol

Originally published 2014 lmao

I hope to God he got the mashed potatoes with that steak otherwise that whole damn meeting was useless.

Satire or not, the financial media loves a good crash narrative. We've been conditioned to expect doom and gloom - it's just good business for them.