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Recently rewatched Stepford Wives (Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler). Familiar.

Why she wasn’t stuffed in a food container in Turkey

I always suspected that. I mean, nobody in their right mind would wanna listen to the whiny noise coming out of Trump’s face a$$. 😁

That’s funny as hell!

Umm, yes they do. It is Melania who needs to remind him to call Putin every day because otherwise trump would forget.

Boris and Natasha

Nailed it.

I’d forgotten how much I enjoy The Onion making critical discoveries of important information like this!

BTW, the Russians and others probably have hundreds of such young female intelligence agents operating in the U.S.

They might not be officially divorced, but they are divorced. She can't hide her disgust when she has to stand next to him. And she can barely bring herself to allow him to hold her hand. She looks like she is ready to gag and barf. You know she was artificially inseminated, right?

😁🤣

You're supposed to be writing satire.

I love you @theonion.com

Given that she seems to stay as far away from him as possible, it’s probably not working.

Listening device, Kurba brand.

Still not parody.

I would laugh if it wasn’t the truth 🤷‍♂️🤪

Wouldn’t she be a lot more effective if she lived with Donald?

We are safe then, no one is around her…