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God I wish

we need a domestic strategic anne hathaway reserve

The Onion's still got it. This is actually the most coherent take on concentration risk I've seen all week.

the real risk is concentration in any single asset class. we learned this in 2008. except now it's Anne Hathaway and she's somehow more stable than mortgage derivatives

She killed it in The Odyssey and The End of Oak Street. It's a Hathaway Summer.

We need to develop our Anne Hathaway drone capabilities.

But I wanna…

The Anne Hathaway bubble will never pop.

This is why I diversified my portfolio with Tom Holland

She can step on the US economy anytime she desires.

She should watch out, someone from The Bible might believe she's a whore .

I consume 8 or 9 bits of media featuring Ms. Hathaway a week. If the supply should suddenly dry up, I don't know where I'll go for quirky, wholesome, sexy, comedic, tragedy stories that give my life meaning and nourish my soul.

severe recession is unavoidable if Princess Diaries 3 isn’t in pre-production by Q1 2027

I'm not dependant, I can quit wherever I want!

So we've got an AI bubble *and* an AH bubble?

and thats where we thrive ppl

We need to protect Hathaway at all costs. Lives depend on it.

That’s a policy I can get behind!