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This is indeed what ought to happen to both of them.

Who do I give to to get this in front of as many Michigan voters as possible?

sorta shit she-hulk has to deal with

"You look like you're trying to delete democracy. Are you sure you want to do this?" "Oh fuck, nonononono, cancel! Cancel!"

El-Sayed: "If you, like me, are sick and tired of wondering why we had to dodge lettuce all summer, wondering why the guy who leads HHS literally takes his grandkids swimming in shit's creek? I think we all could agree we probably need a public health senator right about now."

One person does not want you to see this movie. But everyone else does.

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Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

BORA LULA

Has to be said that a great thing about Lula is he is a champion grade hater

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

the UK is just cooked. seems like every boomer there has taken up NIMBY as their retirement hobby because god forbid people have access to affordable groceries

of course Vegas is dying. traveling to gamble is something you do for fun. gambling on your phone is something you do for need. nobody has enough money to have fun now

a 25 year old could not comprehend how bad the dining options were in the median American town in 1996

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

Tips For Reducing Sodium Intake https://theonion.com/tips-for-reducing-sodium-intake/

You know what pissed me off about the Ramaswamy ad beyond the obvious grotesqueries? There’s no EVIDENCE disputing Acton’s life story. There are court proceedings backing up her story. And all Ramaswamy’s got is the (accused) mother saying “nu uh” and somehow that’s enough? FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY

AOC: "As AI begins to encroach in our society, their goal is to take your cognition away from you. AI's goal is to take your thoughts away from you, your ability to think away from you, so that you become dependent on a machine ... reading books is active resistance"

Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain https://theonion.com/diagram-of-a-patriots-brain/

Good morning At least we have this to look forward too

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

*not sure how to tell a guy his fit is good* you're really serving cock today man

One of the really fascinating things about Charlie Kirk is that his own people’s response to his death was so nakedly opportunistic that it’s like oh, ok, this guy is fair game for literally anything, he’s an object, and now his soul is trapped inside Grok for eternity.

This is what happens when young men do not have the moral and spiritual courage to just admit that they're dumb.

Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"