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go rays

Did ya hear this, Seth? A bunch of websites had to get a patch because there was an HPV outbreak.

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lmao someone called in a noise complaint on the rays celebration with fans at fergs? hobbyless behavior

PROTEIN. MEDIUM WELL. BIG BICEP.

The Tampa Bay Rays are headed to the World Series! 📷: Kiley Petracek

Junior Caminero looked toward Randy Arozarena and did Randy's celebration before crossing home!

THE RAYS WIN THE AL PENNANT! #CLINCHED (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

The Devil Rays are heading to the World Series

Can't wait for folks to learn the Rays have three mascots, each more confounding than the next.

Second Rays homerun celebration in Game 6, courtesy of Yandy Díaz. 📷: Kiley Petracek

Caminero was HYPED

LOCAL STINGRAY SAYS SUCK MY FLAPPY PARTS WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES

HELL YEAH FLAPPY BOIS

Richie Palacios doubles and drives in two runs to give the (Devil) Rays the lead

Richie Palacios drives in two runs with a two-out double in the second inning

this horrible jalen hurts story is going to drown out this horrible nfl-military entertainment-industrial complex death story

Hahahahaahahahahah the adult content tag

lol this needs to be like 100x more aggressive because wtf

Muting everyone hating on Ali G. Ali G is hilarious.

I didn’t know the WSJ was posting Crusader Kings guides

They need to give Nathan Fielder a billion dollars and just let the little fucker rip.

Just told my 10yo daughter about Katie Zacharia. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “#Blondekanda forever” — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebra

This wouldn’t have happened at Tropicana Field, America’s ballpark.

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Competitive balance was never the point. The only reason baseball is going to be locked out is because the billionaire owners are greedy and don't want to pay the players what they are worth. Don't let anyone tell you different, they are LYING TO YOU.

Rays are winning, post rare Cansecos

when i see these retro devil rays jerseys i think of only one guy

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Scully you’re not going to believe this, the kids are calling it “ska”

the Borg are a collective but they still have specialized functions as units and i think it makes sense to have one whose job is to be as Wet, Mean, and Cunty as possible

you guys dont have to post bad takes from twitter and facebook, no one made you do that

Archaeologist wondering why you were buried with 35 vapes

Doxxing everyone who works at DHS should be a major priority for the next two years. There should be a searchable database with SSID and home addresses

jesus christ guys, it's been almost 3 years since this joke was first posted

yeah, I'll take a moscow mule please, thanks