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Challenge accepted

Nothing like a vape and energy drink to vibrate out of your chair like a hovercraft.

A fellow cultured individual

Monster Energy is making me safer from my own thoughts than I've ever been

... but you can run up the stairs of a tall building faster.

I’m not depressed because I’m drinking energy drinks, I’m drinking energy drinks because I’m depressed

yes, and he is reading the components of the vibrobrew like the periodic table of elements; 'Caffeine, guarna, taurine, carnitine'

No, that's Jim Parsons.

Bullshit. Red Bull brags about giving you wings.