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Avoiding goose shit is like 70% of my morning run for the last two months.

BREAKING: War with Canada enters new phase with attack on America's high school sports!

Damn Canadians.

You go, goose!

The Onion's just reporting facts again

I will not rest until every goose on Earth is dead.

Couldn't make it to the golf course?

A seagull nailed me during football practice.

Love the image 🤣 Goose looks delighted with itself. 😁

Canadian Airforce launches surprise attack.

😂😂😂 This really captures the overall geese indifference to humanity. Geese act as if, and if you don’t like it, go fly a kite.

Missed a spot.

Canada goose, by the way.

Canada goose, I presume!