Post

That's the single greatest headline in Onion history.

*just usa things

I actually had to check where this was from… how sad is that?

Put that Sharpie down!

children are bodies of water (about 60%)

www.google.com/search?q=thi... 0-info.my.canva.site/barcode-cent... 0-info.my.canva.site/taylor #mytime with #011🐷 @denverpost.com @westword.com @pbsnews.org @denver-broncos.bsky.social @nba.com @espn.com @mlb.com @highcountrynews.org @ew.com @wsj.com @npr.org @bloomberg.com @playboy.com 💜 💙 🐷

We're ancient Rome with nuclear weapons.

Omfg

Tough but fair.

Trumpohilia would have been an appropriate name.

That's one renaming by Trump that I support 100%.

Take your garbage to the City Trump.

I think every toilet in America should be repainted to look like his open mouth.

They have transcended to christofascism. Amorality, Greed, genocide, we are all just livestock.

The cap fits

He has set the example!

And the official American decorating style will be known as Pedocana.

Yes

"Freedom groping"

To be ratified in the Noncestitution of the United States

“Grab ‘em by the pussy” is now officially “Trump Humpin’.”

That’s calling the kettle black..🙄

Staying true to his promise of putting AMERICA FIRST!!1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBNY...

Ouch

When satire has trouble keeping up with the insanity

When satire has trouble keeping up with the insanity

😂