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If only cats had a timer with them that lets humans know how long you are allowed to pet them. Game changer for cats, and humans alike!

I'm not running for office, but I approve this message.

Perfect 🤣🤣🤣

Just thinking of that famous observation about Michael Caine and Tim Curry. A Muppet Christmas Carol works because Michael Caine treats all the muppets like professonal actors. Muppet Treasure Island works because Tim Curry thinks he's one of the muppets too. RIP Tim Curry.

Tim Curry is one of the two paragons of how to succeed in a Muppet movie. Michael Caine is the one who shows it works by treating all the Muppets as fellow people. Tim Curry shows it works by treating yourself as a fellow Muppet

They say the difference between Michael Caine and Tim Curry was that Michael Caine treated the Muppets like they were fellow actors and Tim Curry treated the Muppets like he was a fellow Muppet

the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss

The Far Side circa 1984. The 🇺🇸 circa 2026.

Nothing like spending your golden years in civilization.

What do you call a Christian who has actually read the Bible? An ex-Christian

FUN FACT: Even though Jesus told his followers not to divorce, Christians are more likely to divorce than atheists. That makes atheists, technically, better Christians than Christians. Glory!

Both are painful. But only one is actually useful.

Watch out for Sigmund's banana peels. They tend to cause Freudian Slips. Looks like Erika Kirk as a result was brutally honest for a change.

@weratecatss.bsky.social Good morning, everyone. This is how my morning typically starts.

@weratecatss.bsky.social Fonz the Thumb kitty again, spending quality time with his sister, Ninji.

@weratecatss.bsky.social This is Fonz, A.K.A. "Thumb kitty" or "Thumbz." He's a polydactyl cat.

Today is March 1st. The late, great Akira Toriyama left us all one year ago today.😭