The Onion@theonion.comMarathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In 11/10/26, 1:00 pm·53 reposts·1.1K likes
Unazaki@unazaki.bsky.social2wLMAO this just reminded me of the incident where someone shit themselves at a Hyrox event in China and just kept going to the shock and horror of all the other competitors16
Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter@ripmcstudly.bsky.social2wMy wife gave me every update on that for two gross weeks.15
mr-gear.bsky.social@mr-gear.bsky.social2wYour wife was a determined competitor, but lacks awareness of hygiene
Dr. Darrell C.@drdarrell-c.bsky.social2wI think they could have blurred out the face. I would hate for this to be what people remembers. 😿😿😿
Brian “Rip McStudly” Porter@ripmcstudly.bsky.social2wI’ve never seen it in a race myself, but I did see a girl slip in horse crap a mile into a half marathon once.1
Around the outside@around-the-outside.bsky.social2wSmart strategy. This acts like dropping a banana behind you in Mario Kart.11
Synthmage░Ξvenglare@evenglare.bsky.social2wCome on onion, you know a girl already shit herself during something like this . You're chasing, be the front runner and predict!2
Sycorax @ Dragoncon?@nargacugaballs.bsky.social2wit's tactical deployment of lower-body evaporative cooling, duh123