Hernandez!

The logical extension of this is Israel staying away from US elections. That would be nice.

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Hey California! Be careful this election because the big money creeps are trying to trick you (again).

Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.

There are 4 active duty and 1 reserve SEAL teams in San Diego. Hey guys, the CINC wants you dead.

Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.

This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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"Physics isn't a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money." - Leon M. Lederman

“I started playing in the kitchen with knives today.” — President Donald Trump

No peace until the ballroom is in pieces.

#FFAA #NationalPotatoDay #DeluxeFuxley #CrisShapan

@funforallages.bsky.social

Remember, many of the cities with Flock cameras also have microphone systems to locate gunfire. So do not shoot the Flock cameras with firearms. Use a crossbow.

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

Shut up, Baldy. bsky.app/profile/peip...

Lindsay Graham may be the most cowardly politician the US has ever produced. I’d piss on his grave, given the chance.

This sounds way better 👇👇👇

“Following a thorough review, the EPA has found that napalm, with its ability to burn at temperatures exceeding 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit, is highly effective for both weed management and pest control,” said Administrator Lee Zeldin

The last time the Germans beat someone this badly their team captain was Erwin Rommel. #WorldCup

In impassioned plea to UN Security Council, Pat Benatar denounces use of sex as weapon. youtu.be/Icq0LlvtEy0?...

Absolutely NO LIES TOLD....

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Ocean’s Eleven?

Good News: The International Court of Justice has declared it has jurisdiction to put Israel on trial. Official legal ruling issued. Court asserts authority to proceed. Also: Italian Prime Minister Meloni announces suspension of military cooperation and defense agreements with Israel.

How does she speak without Waylon Flowers behind her?

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

Ribbentrop was hanged for Crimes Against Peace in 1946. It’s that kind of crime.

After Drumpf is gone, his servants must spend the rest of their lives hearing how stupid and cowardly they are.

We heard the meaningless rambling of a confused, dementia ridden old man last night. He is unfit to lead this country. He must resign or be removed. He’s destroying US society & economy and our allies’. He *must* resign or be removed.

“I’ve been hit on the head a few times.” — Jack Ruby

That was Latino Maximo.

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Potatoes are cheap, and ICE vehicle tailpipes are plentiful.

Bill Clinton has the power to do the funniest, most epic thing right now.

Chupacabra attack!

"a kind of celebration of ignorance"

We went from taking out terrorists to terrorizing hotel staff. What a downgrade. Are we great yet?

@nevernotfunny.com bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne... Up top, my Bruthuh.

House Dems, please replace this wimp with Jasmine Crockett.

How can I buy life insurance on Nick Fuentes? Asking for me.

“I never thought the leopards would shoot ME in the neck.”

Harvard can't use someone's race to decide if they are going to be a student, but ICE can use a student's race to decide if they are going to detain/incarcerate them. According to the Supreme Court, race can only be a factor if you want hurt, not help, someone.

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

It’s Opera in the Park day in San Francisco.