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Well of course. I'm not gonna dig up my OWN yard.

I’m sure Jeffrey Dahmer would’ve disputed your ridiculous article! 😁

There’s a nice garden on Pennsylvania Avenue

Or not opting—just ending up there. *it was the husband

I mean, it'll probably be him that kills me anyway... I haven't returned his rake since 2019.

Neighbor: “Oh cool. Free Halloween decoration.”

Why not? After all, that neighbor was always so quiet.

Tax free living

Ooh. I like it. I don’t particularly care for my neighbors so I would want a shallow grave no coffin.

I want my remains scattered at Disney Land. No, I don't want to be cremated.

Anything to save a buck!

Better than a golf course… #epsteinfiles

Beats a golf course, I guess

A craze, I suspect, started by Arch Stanton??

Bonus points if their back yard is a cursed pet cemetery

I could probably think of a couple of golf courses

Can I get buried in next doors lawn? Its the American way