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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist. https://youtube.com/@NewMessage

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Isn't that, technically, called his 'wick'?

Vulture@vulture.com

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

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ok but this is actually an appropriate way to honor Bacchus and i think the ancients would have agreed

If you'd told me this was the real family that National Lampoon's Vacation was based on, I wouldn't blink an eye.

Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social

JOHN LENNON, his ex-wife Cynthia, their son Julian, May Pang (and security guard) at Paramount Studios in 1974 having just visited the set of ‘Happy Days’ (taken by Mal Evans – John’s longtime friend and The Beatles’ road manager)

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We are sad to hear that prolific character actor Richard Riehle has died at the age of 78. He played Batai in Next Gen's "The Inner Light," Seamus in the two Fair Haven episodes of Voyager, and Jeremy Lucas on Enterprise. Our deepest condolences to his friends and family.

But what about ON it?

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

🚨 NEWS: Trump is backing out of a scheduled deposition with BBC lawyers THIS FRIDAY, citing “matters of national importance” after weeks of radio silence. His team now wants to delay his testimony until JANUARY 2027—after discovery closes—and the BBC is asking a judge to FORCE him to testify.

Somewhere out there, Kim Guilfoyle is sitting in a dark room, with mascara streaked cheeks, picking wine glass shards out of her palm and repeating "The best is yet to come...." in a hushed, dull monotone.

Teasing his Reichstag moment?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

asked about gas prices, Trump says "if you want to see turmoil and a travesty, let them take out a city with a nuclear weapon ... let them hit us with a nuclear weapon"

Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake!" * supporters prepare to flee the imminent Revolution * Donald Trump: "Let them eat shit!" * supporters start posting tiktoks of recepie ideas *

"They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones! We do not know who else may be watching!"

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social

Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb