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Sylvester Stallone turned down “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” because the script was terrible. Schwarzenegger convinced him the script was great and warned Stallone if he didn’t take the movie, he would do it himself. So Stallone made the movie. It was a prank. Arnie thought the script was awful.

My grocery store only sells two types of strawberries

Marvel casting a 33 year old actor to play T’Challa Jr who was previously played by a six year old in the last Black Panther movie…

Saw this Moana standee at the movie theater and the internet has ruined my brain.

Two years ago I bought a 4TB SSD on Amazon for $350. Today I checked the price for the exact same SSD and it’s $1,099.

(Depressed sigh)

Disney: “Let’s remake Moana in live action… Me: “Why? The animated Moana movies are still pretty new.” Disney: “… and put The Rock in a bad muscle suit…” Me: “But isn’t The Rock famous for being muscly?” Disney: “… and give a first time director $250 million to make it.” Me: “Disney…”

My favorite gag from tonight’s Widow’s Bay:

Watching the latest two episodes of Widow’s Bay

I’m playing through the new LEGO Batman game, and just learned that the voice actor who plays Gordon in the game also played Gordon’s boss/commissioner in The Dark Knight and Batman Begins. Nice full-circle casting moment. Also Matt Berry plays Bane, because of course.

“Why aren’t people seeing movies in theaters anymore?” It’s because the matinee price for the new Star Wars movie is $17.

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

After a long and stressful day of work I decided to unwind and watch the latest episode of Paradise.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

My boss in a Zoom work meeting this afternoon: “Is that… a Christmas tree behind you?”

Me writing my first work email this morning: “Congrats Eagles.”

Me hearing Cris Collinsworth talk about a Seahawks player named Coby Bryant:

This is a pretty crappy game, right?

“And now we go to our sideline reporter who is speaking with Seahawks head coach Mike McDonald.”

Going on a walk during the first quarter of the Super Bowl feels pretty 28 Days Later-y. No cars. No people. Not many zombies though.

I never noticed this either.

Oh wow. Great job with the stock market, Mr. President. Just nothing but winning this week.

I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump

A Nazi (2026)

Excuse… excuse me sir. That’s my seat. I was sitting th… you know what? I’ll just stand.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Christmas Eves then vs Christmas Eves now

The most magical part of Christmas is deploying the Vacation Responder email message telling everyone to buzz off until January.

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

My new favorite genre of terrible YouTube content is when somebody makes a “The best burger in every state” video. So it shows amazing artisanal burgers from New York, Texas and California, and then it gets to my state and the obnoxious AI voice shouts “The best burger place in Utah is Burger King!”

Me three days ago: “I’m going to put up Christmas decorations this weekend.” Me today: “Eh, good enough.”

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Apple TV’s servers on premiere night of the new Vince Gilligan show:

Predator Badlands

Last year Halloween was on a Thursday and I got to shut off my lights at 8pm. This year it’s on a Friday, it’s 9pm and there’s no end in sight. Bah humbug.

Had to run to Walmart just now, and I saw a bunch of depressed employees in Halloween costumes putting up Christmas decorations.

we are in a self-awareness crisis

Basic texturing is done. Rigging next.

Geometry and UVs are done. Textures next.

Work in progress render of my Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerator model

Geometry’s done. Quick materials and lighting test.

UVs unwrapped for all the big stuff. Tomorrow I’m modeling the final little things (supports, undercarriage, axels, etc.)

Night 6. Unnecessarily high res tires w/ tread. Also replaced the fins; the old ones were bad. Couple new details.

Night 5. A couple more roof items. Wheels next.

Night 4. Roof rack and spotlights. Haven’t decided how the seat is going to work.