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There's a joke where one of the Magi drops a jar of myrrh on his foot and yells "Jesus Christ!" Mary turns to Joseph and says, "You know, I like that better than Herschel."

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Thanks for that.

I’m still here.

That made me laugh way too hard 🤣

Middle initial… F!

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So relatable🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Yeshua bin Yoseph that hurt! Zeke! I think I broke my damn toe!"

that's a snort out loud laugh from me! good one!

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Gary and Mary Magdalene is cute, though. MaryM At the Wedding at Cana: "Gary, WE ran out out of wine and your Mom is so pissed." Gary: "Jesus Christ! Can a man put his feet up at his own wedding?" Mary: I RODE ALL THE WAY TO BETHLEHEM AND BIRTHED YOU.... Gary: "OKAY. Jesus."

Gary 3:16.

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And God's real name is Larry!!

Does the H stand for Harold or Harvey??

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THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!

I thought that was funny and I'm a Catholic deacon!

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That explains the middle name starting with F.

The "H" stands for "Hussain"

FUNNY (many Christians will clutch pearls but it's still very funny)

Funniest thing this month.

I'm a Christian but dang, even I think that's funny. 🤣

I've seen it before, but I still laugh hard when I see it.

And that is just as true as anything in the bible.

bet she said this too

The Gary part may be true but it was the angel Gabriel who told her to name him Jesus

Also a clever girl, getting pregnant and claiming it was a deity handing out sperm. Interesting concept

Clever.👊

had to snort laugh it was involuntary 😆

Brian is a very naughty boy

Hahahahah!

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Bwahahahahahaha!

Craig Christ was cooler than his brother Jesus.