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mr. TIM
@timkellogg.me

i butter a bagel, hand it off 6yo: you didn’t get the edges, get the edges. **I know you can do better**

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words
@words.bsky.social

wife sings ditties around the house and kid was asked whether her songs were mama music or dada music and he kinda looked thoughtful and said that was dada music because it was weird noises and words and not pretty like mama music normally is

Mark Ungrin
@mark-ungrin.bsky.social

My then ~4yo looked at me getting ready to go to work one day and said "Daddy, I know you're trying, but you can't wear that shirt with those pants". (after recovering from the near-asphyxia brought on by paroxysmal giggling, my wife was able to confirm that yes, the 4yo was substantially correct)

LP
@lloydphilip.bsky.social

🤣 Mine used to tell me to cut the crust edges off the bread. I grew up poor so the crust was fine. These young ones their sandwiches are like high class British tea sandwiches.