// clears throat
// taps mic
"One two three. Test. One two three"
"Welcome to CSS D ... no, I need more gravitas. Could you turn up the bass just a little bit?"
"Welcome to ... what was the name again?"
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"But it's two days, right?"
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"Right. Ahem.
Welcome to CSS Day-for-historical-reasons."
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"Not?"
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"Fine, fine. That's why we practice. Behind the scenes they're comically unready anyway. We have plenty of time."