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This clown teleported himself out of his job! Good teleportation!

But is he stepping away from the paycheck? My guess: No.

Did he teleport to the wacko basket where he belongs? 😏

🥸🙄🙄🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

I've heard that people who teleport to a Waffle House often start the evening at a local pub.

God dammit @gregstolze.bsky.social. Another one of your TTRPG NPCs from the 90s got into our reality and now works at a federal agency. This can't keep happening!

So, they teleported him back to Waffle House?

did he step away from the job, or was he teleported away from it?

We’re still paying his salary though right?

Too looney for this administration is a reach but man, he pulled it out.

Did he teleport out of his office or just drive home?

Hey good job normalizing all this stuff 👍

"It felt real" is what he actually means. Blackout is magic for alcoholics, they can fill in the gaps with whatever fiction suits them best. Its amazing how often they choose a story which removes responsibility for their actions from themselves...

Am I reading The Onion?

Sh*tshow

I thought this was @theonion.com the first two times I read the headline.