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OH SHIT GUYS OUR NEW SUPER PRODUCT SLOPOMAX IS SO POWERFUL YOU GUYS OH IT'S SO TERRIFYING (but so exciting) PLEASE GIVE US ELEVENTY QUADRILLION DOLLARS TO CONTAIN OUT AMAZING NEW PRODUCT Related note, every photo of Scammy Sam looks like he just got busted looking at vanilla porn on a work computer

Lawmakers are weighing a bipartisan FRONTIER Act bill that would establish new rules of federal oversight for policing AI. Another AI Kill Switch Act bill would give the Department of Homeland Security the power to forcibly shut down frontier AI models.

Wasn’t “AI hacking stuff” the nightmare scenario that finally killed off Pied Piper in the last season of “Silicon Valley?”

I don’t understand how these agents are any more or less “rogue” than all the others. They all just churn on their goals as long as you feed them goals (and compute). These ones just happened to stumble into something that freaked out a bunch of humans.

"I have never seen so much concern about how FUDGY our Oreos are," said one Nabisco employee.

M. Sims@peltast1.bsky.social

NABISCO SLOWS RELEASE OF "DANGEROUSLY FUDGY" OREOS