Post-Punk Dad (edited)

Guys I think incentivizing our worst impulses for two centuries may not work out the way we hoped

Hey! Stop doomscrolling for a second. Look at River and her sweater collection instead. You're welcome!

Now,now, don't be discouraging. This is his best post so far. Next time try "You should investigate bofa" or something.

gesundheit

Told my husband that the vibe on Bluesky tonight can best be described as “Ewok party.”

If JKR hates trans people so much then why does the new Harry Potter look like a lesbian TA who helps edit her esteemed Midwestern liberal arts school's quarterly poetry review

Like many others I assumed this was funny hyperbole -- "call in the national guard!" type of thing -- but no it's a description of events.

Weird how the right breaks out all the "how dare you?" juice whenever Obama is around

The repulsive hooting chuds of this great nation, of whom I am the lone advocate by the way,

the peoples goodnighted will not be bedbug bited

Crazy that this game is boiling down to who's made the fewest defensive errors

My dudes, don't do it

Girls will say “I needed this.” and it’s just the What’s Opera Doc horse.✨

"Haha, what a fucked up situation that I'm at least partly responsible for"

Put the Federalist Society on the list of terrorist organizations & remove every member from their federal position as a security threat.

Jumping on Bluesky when I have a quick break

This is the cost of letting your insecurities be your primary motivator. He wanted to be a rock star to prove the bullies wrong. But you will never get the satisfaction that you crave. And despite commercial and critical success, he will never be happy www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/a...

a lot of women owe me an apology

It's very funny that Cybersmith has sort of become our little mascot like a cat with one eye and no whiskers who hates everyone. "Oh yeah, he's just like that. Don't touch him"

I was just pretending to have imposter syndrome

All of my "party size" snacks wondering when the rest of the party is going to get here

All of my "party size" snacks wondering when the rest of the party is going to get here

Living in a big city, it's not car alarms all night long

I think my main issue with the four new Beatles biopics coming out at the same time is that there is absolutely nothing more that I want to know about the Beatles, either individually or as a group

i hate having to talk to the computer like its a person instead of sand we forced to do math using lightning

The one time Republicans "believe women"

So glad I can finally talk about this project! If you know me you know I grew up and have been basically harming dogs my entire life. Incredibly grateful to get to do it in a professional capacity 🙏🏻

Oh the DCCC wants me to donate money so they can run anti-trans ads? Fuck off. Text me one more time mf

Since there are so many ads for it, I can only assume sports betting is a pursuit that can only leave me happier and more prosperous. Why else would everyone be trying to get me to do it?

this is the type of shit David Byrne says directly into the camera in True Stories