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graveworm 🪦🪱 unearther

@waveform.observer

if capitalism is so great then why hasn’t given me adult spaghettios. spaghettios in executive blue with all-caps sans-serif type declaring now with 24g of protein. I should be able to eat a cold can of spaghettios like a little trash raccoon but feel like it’s healthy

8/10/26, 12:47 pm6 reposts16 likes

@ary.bsky.social

Gimme non-beef beef ravioli in the same 2kg can

@koltreg.bsky.social

The progresso line gets close (but thanks to e-commerce images some of them cut out the protein amount)

graveworm 🪦🪱 unearther

@waveform.observer

progresso was already too classy. I need franco-american to get in on this trend