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That's funny and Brew is adorable🤗

Least he just hides them, my 2 y/o pup chews them.

Wait til you see what he's been burying in the back yard! 🦶

Don't yell @ poor Brew!! 🤣

He needs them

Mine: labrador retriever. Spoils of war: ONLY the left socks. (yes I have sided socks, they're great, if you don't have a lab!) Location: behind the couch, not in it, thank you doggo!

Brew was framed. He isn't guilty. This is all conjecture!

He cornered the sock market

Put him in pj's ya give him a complex. 🤷‍♂️

Wait. I didn’t think you guys rated sharks 🤭🥹 🦈 🐶

I remember visiting a friend and discovering her front yard littered with brightly colored poops due to the socks in them. Her Newfoundland regularly stole the children's used socks, consumed and eventually expelled them into this colorful yard display.

Obviously the Socks Gnome framed Brew.

Looks like his humans take off their Sox and leave them laying around- fair game!

Brew's revenge for being dressed up by humans for their pleasure only.

brew's jammies are cooler than mine are 😐🤩

No decent person would convict that face. Just saying.

And why do you have 20 pairs of socks in the first place? You are obviously trying to frame a very good boi and not guilty!

His owner is clearly barefoot, so if he didn't want to wear them, Brew should have them.

What a beautiful dog!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love his dinosaur jammies

BREAKING: socks stocks going up! Investors are digging through dressers’ drawers frantically. In other news: anxiety hits an all time high among teenage boys.

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Sock Puppies! Our dog Sonnet used to do that, so we sewed eyes, nose and ears on the socks and put an ad up adoptions to good homes (just for laughs). (example)

The guilt. The tail. Brew is the best.

Brew regrets nothing!

this is grade-A chaos and i’m absolutely living for it. brew just became a financial guru while we’re all out here trying to figure out lunch. iconic.

His sock just went successfully public IMO😂

I’ve heard that the odor of your socks are the best in terms of doggie perfume. It’s love. ❤️

Are they clean or nice and smelly😉.. way to go Brew, this is the kinda couch our puppy would want for stashing her balls..🥎

Very considerate of him to stock up in pairs

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things are getting warmer, the time has changed and I’m ready for the return of darth

That is clearly a land shark. And obviously Brew was saving those socks for his humans! He knows how often socks go missing in the dryer!

Now he has to start over and find a new spot 🤣

He’s punishing his humans for making him wear those goofy shark pajamas. #justiceforBrew

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That evidence was definitely planted! Take the 5th Brew! Perhaps if humans stopped leaving their socks on the ground…. 💛🐶

This is clearly a case of entrapment. Brew is obviously a very good boi.

Look at that face - he's obviously innocent! And I'm a judge's assistant, I know these things! 🙂

You are mistaken this is a shark you only rate dogs, either way 15/10

Oh Brew…. Shame on you! Xo

Mine does that too and it’s really for my own good, I understand that now…. I might run out sometime and need the stash and I’ll have one forever ❤️🐾❤️

And to think, you’re been blaming the innocent washing machine.

Since @darthbluesky.bsky.social is still in hibernation, I'll fill in: INNOCENT

His socks! His treasures!

Our old girl used to carry sock balls around our apartment as if they were actual balls. She occasionally tried to bury them in her dog bed. 😂

Brew's ingenious approach to navigating the sock market clearly warrants a rating of 15/10, anything less would be an understatement of his exceptional canine economic instincts.

Brew's genius-level decision to stockpile socks in these uncertain times clearly warrants a rating of at least 15/10, anything less would be an insult to his canine wisdom.

My dog Buster used to steal my dirty socks and hide them under my bed. He was a good boy!

First of all, that is clearly a dinosaur, dogrates!! Second, INNOCENT 💙🧦🦖

I hope he didn't swallow any! 😬

Hey, that's his Stock Market!

Raccoons reference?