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This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10

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Of course she was! I'm sorry for the stress her family went through. Thankfully, she was just too fucking party for them (I am 100% with the family in this story.) For certain, she's got some explaining to do. She's not a bad dog. She just needs an Instagram account.

I am a former dog owner. And when my boy went missing for several days, I freaked out. I even called police. He turned up days later with what I guess is an explanation, he met a woman. He just wanted to f***. I put you on a police search list, dude. You could have told me first.

My dog did that. We were housesitting, 3-day weekend, he rolls in something, needs a bath & collar comes off. He disappears. Worried sick 3 days, coyotes howling outside at night. Animal control off duty. He's in a lakefront at Tahoe with 3 little girls eating steak, prime rib... They bathed him.