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They didn't bring back the worker bees.

History has proven Trump destroys, never improves. AND the GOP Congress know this and support his reign of Destruction & Abuse.

The pro for telework is that the government doesn’t have to pay for all that including office space

Total incompetence

Department of government efficiency at work.

Who would’ve thought that two malignant narcissists like Trump & Musk would make life miserable for normal people?

Trump is King Mierdas, everything he touches turns to shit.

I am still stuck on the denial of the toilet paper. As kids we used to hide the paper from other kids in school, that was really funny, but then we grew up....🤔 (We did hand it over after a good laugh. After the initial shock no child suffered any emotional damage)

Government efficiency in action !

Guilty

I’m having Deja vu. As much as musk wants to make rockets his thing, his thing is really return to work mandates where people don’t have toilet paper or WiFi.

I think you should do your business on some higher up’s desk.

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Meanwhile, at DHS, the backlog of Global Entry applications now means a wait of 14+ months to get enrolled. And, of course, that means more work and more inefficiency at the actual border, because more people have to be (unnecessarily) checked on arrival and departure.

It's hard to buy toilet paper with a Doges credit card, and it's one dollar budget. What a colossal $hitshow with 47 and musk at the helm.

I’m still struggling with how you all can continue to report that he has a mandate when he only won by one percent and didn’t even get half of the votes. It’s a mystery to me.

So much efficiency.

Wrong! We WERE spending time in virtual meetings. I used to spend half my day in meetings with various Federal Labs (APL, SANDIA, PNWL, MITRE, SEI). Gone without as much as a goodbye. I now spend my days pretending to do the work of 150 senior security engineers and researchers.

Classic WTO wanking esp by the King of RTO Musk who works remote 99% of the time.

This sounds bad, but isn't this the effect of nearly every RTO policy?

They will say, aaah we need starlink Break it, get Elon to "fix it"

Another thing that was predicted in Snow Crash.

This is pure MUSK, it's stupid, its' petty, it's a power play and it's destruction to sound business practices. There is a reason why TESLA truck panels fall off.

That is like beyond the developing world. It is worse than Yemen.

Did big balls, the Nazi and the rest of the doge boys just live in the building and use (or steal) all the supplies? They should try buying their own toilet paper. 🧻

Starlink man!

I didn't think the movie "Don't look up" would become reality in my lifetime. But trump somehow replaced that asteroid. A big fucking orange conman of an asteroid

Of course. Republican administrations and Congress have been underfunding the IRS for years.

Wth? 😡

Though Trump and Musk have claimed the mandate would result in huge productivity increases, more than 30 federal employees at 17 federal agencies tell WIRED the return to office order has resulted in widespread chaos, plummeting productivity, and significantly reduced services to the public.

If the people were robots they wouldn't need soap, paper towels or toilet paper, nor a place to sit down. People are inherently inefficient. Someone should get on that. Right Elon?

Next up: "Oh no, nothing is working at the IRS, we have to privatize it!"

SHIT SHOW!!!

File a lawsuit! Right now.

adding a note in the memo field of my check “for toilet paper”

So....if I don't pay my taxes on the 15th, will they even notice? I'm not keen on forking over $ I need to buy groceries now that everything is underwater.

I don’t see the point in filing taxes anymore

That's what Project 2025 called for - making Federal employees miserable. My heart goes out to you.

All of the chaos is by design. Don’t be discouraged…stay angry and stay focused on ways to regain democracy every single day.

Are we really writing articles about 'no toilet paper' now? Lol! C'mon, some people just live to be mad these days...

That's the point, isn't it?

Sounds efficient.

More and more incompetence. But that's the plan, right? Destroy the government.

Well of course, more users on same infrastructure? Wifi in most large offices already sucked with much lower occupancy rates and in the days before video calls. Now everyone schleps in to take calls over teams/zoom etc. It can't handle the number of devices or the amount of data. Makes sense.

@nick-carmody.bsky.social 🧵⚖️💰

Elon made the Twitter employees be in the office without toilet paper and no sanitation services. This should not be surprising.

That’s the point - to be ineffective and frustrated. Part to quit, making the rest even more ineffective. This will be used to justify the privatization of the public services, which is the ultimate goal of these billionaires.

Maybe drumpf can lumber over and throw toilet paper rolls at them?

What a fucking ignorance disgrace that Trump.

Wow

Is this "The Onion"?

Great reporting once again.

And $ being spent on the office space. The federal government was saving $ with work from home policies. The GOP used to be all for it!

Would this effect the USPS page for package tracking?

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Not sure what they are complaining about...haven't all the shithead tech bros figured out how to have AI wipe our asses for us yet? No? Oh. #FDT