Hey Norton!

It's so refreshing to witness the X-odus finding a home here. I left Twits years ago, happy to see my old favs showing up and finding each other. First sense of peace I've felt since election day. Thank y'all, truly! I think we're gonna be okay.

This admission alone is an impeachable offense

There's a river, an ocean, a strait and a gulf, and they ask me, "which one is the giraffe, sir?" and I ace it every time!

The fact that the president's doctors are giving him the dementia test over and over again -- tracking his decline, most likely -- and that the president keeps bragging about having to take that test should be a five-alarm fire.

Slightly downgrade a musical artist: The Little Prince

He's talking about the time he fucked an Ottoman

And Musk will deliver dividends to all the kids in a flying car that's powered by rainbow fuel!

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Thousands of human beings are held by the state and locked in cages, stripped of dignity, punished simply for crossing a border or living in a country they call home. ICE currently detains around 60,000 people at any given time These are not "holding facilities." They are concentration camps

Ossoff: "Tonight, a united Georgia will hear the trial the Mike Collins. Mike Collins has brought dishonor to our state through his personal bigotry and his widely documented ties to white nationalists. And he's sold out Georgia in his pathetic child-like devotion to Donald Trump."

Ken Paxton: "Pray that we will be delivered from socialism and capitalis-- ahm, from communism"

Donald, if you're reading this.... Come to Michigan.

Skin sliding across hardwood floors, wheels screeching to a stop, and the intermittent blow of a whistle are not necessarily noises I would personally describe as “pleasant,” but to the Dutchland Rollers players I am practicing with, it’s music to… lanc.news/4jCxpjC

When white nationalist are a part of your voting base

The family of Renee Good has filed two civil lawsuits in the wake of her killing by a federal agent during Operation Metro Surge.

Renee Good: Family of US woman killed by ICE agent sues Trump officials

What is he waiting for? Go forth, War Fighter, it's your destiny!

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

ICE arrests of poultry workers in Lancaster County spell trouble for our economy and values [editorial] lanc.news/4hnRMQc

These people are utterly shameless

A mass surrender of Russian forces in Ukraine near Lyman as Russian defensive positions collapse.

An actual cartoon from Dutch cartoonist Siegfried Woldhek.

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language

ICE is purposefully trying to make it harder for lawyers and loved ones to contact people held in detention, making it nearly impossible for some people to challenge their removals. ICE must let the outside world know where they are detaining people.

The accounting is in: In Oregon there are 111 data centers. The TOTAL number of people employed at data centers is just 2,630, or 0.1% of the labor force. Those 100 data centers consumer 23% of all electricity used in Oregon. Meanwhile, electricity rates skyrocket as more centers are built.

This morning in Danbury, ICE was arresting parents at school bus stops. But it’s more sinister. ICE waited until the kids were on the bus so when they are dropped off at the end of the day, they are alone, scared to death they can’t find their parents. I’m heading to Danbury.

DOJ is now 0-20 in cases to obtain state voter files. Here is the list: Arizona California Colorado Connecticut Illinois Kentucky Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin

Trump Regime: Bomb a girls elementary school - zero consequences for anyone. Refusal to accept responsibility. ICE shoots innocent people - zero consequences or acceptance of responsibility. Indict someone on false evidence - zero consequences or acceptance of responsibility.

TRUMP ON HIS POINTLESS WAR: “We’re making a lot of money. The defense companies are doing great.”🤔 Unreal. There you have it, folks.

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

There are now 133 days until the Nov 3 midterm. Saying this is the most important election in our lives is an understatement. This is the most important election in the life of our Republic.

Trump has turned the White House into a 24/7 corruption operation. This is a national crisis. Trump thinks the public will stop paying attention. So I went to the Senate floor to call his bluff. I told the ENTIRE STORY of his 500 days of corruption. 1/ Here it is - in one🧵

Two federal judges hit activists that the Trump administration held up as part of a supposed "North Texas Antifa Cell" with multi-decade sentences Tuesday

FACT CHECK: TRUE

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere. It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

Wrote about what it was like to follow Border Patrol, Greg Bovino, and ICE around the country for five months. It was almost definitely nothing like what you think.

Close Delaney Hall. Close them all.

SCOOP: BusPatrol, a company that has installed AI-powered cameras in tens of thousands of school buses around the U.S., now plans to turn those cameras into automatic license plate readers and give that data to law enforcement, 404 Media has learned.

#datacenters

1 in 8 apartments in America are now owned by private equity firms.

Do you know I actually think that these people are so inoculated from any public sentiment that they are legitimately shook by a handful of boos at commencements this week?

NEW: Donald just STOLE $1.7B from us to pay insurrectionists. I have some important info about this. Please share widely.

And there it is, folks. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

We are watching the worst assault on multiracial democracy since the Pettus bridge. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/u...

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