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Here is some analysis I've developed on this matter. While I did not make the same effort for TurnipCoin, one may apply the same principles to his valuation as a crypto douche and as a Broligarch as well.

Neither has any real value.

Is that the car, that is right now, burning on the White House lawn?

President Trump has been infected with Elon Derangement Syndrome.

There's a used, red Tesla on sale at a great price at the White House show room.

"He had it coming" - Felon in the WH

I have a simple observation: I want both teams to experience genuine failure. I hope neither team wins.

i love it. elon deserves it but it’s not enough

And some people are still trying to convince me that the economy, money and wealth are real. Real things don't appear and disappear out of thin air because of headlines.

I hope the both get what they deserve

<sad violin> <tear.gif>

I have NO sympathy for Musk after he gave that Nazi salute & gave a voice to horrible right wing thugs to bring “balance” (BS!). This control of major media outlets by fascist thugs (Musk Murdoch et al) has come close to destroying America. We must be the backlash that puts those fires out forever

Stop I can't eat any more cake

Both of them should go bankrupt... Where is #Anonymous? He could hack their accounts and redistribute that wealth...

You called?

Hmm lol 😂😂😂😂😂

I love that the White House Tesla dealership videos will never go away and will haunt Trumps legacy into perpetuity

Ummmm... they have been this whole time....

two shallow inconsistent shits worth nothing more than a meagre … short. Musk to burn in hell for his meddling in European affairs. Trump to burn in hell .. for being a stupid bolox … who should not have survived .. birth …

Both gigantic ripoffs so good

Will Tesla Shareholders Accept this Bull 💩??? Watch the Musk Robotaxi Flop.... imo a Screwed Design, another market miss by the Bloated Ego CEO.

World leaders may want to reconsider how prudent it is to have billionaire Tech-Bro man baby tech in their national security space. Also, how vulnerable they are to extortion if they say no to one of their demands @msnbc.com

Wired as a Bannon apologist. God you bros must really hate Musk. To clever for his own good eh. 😂

Just deport the whole administration and then figure it out later. If any of them can prove they haven't committed any crimes, maybe they can be allowed back in when we get around to reviewing their case.

Bannon is a sloppy has been

Obviously he wants the allegation about Epstein investigated too?

Tesla’s stock drop comes at a delicate time for the company, as it prepared to debut its long-awaited (and much-delayed) robotaxi service in Austin, Texas. Read the full story: www.wired.com/story/musk-t...

This needs way more air. Musk's brother admits they acted illegally, while Elon himself flippantly asserts it was a grey area. youtu.be/9Hvr0gYlXKs?...

dont forget the Einstein visa recipient

Will the TACO pres act accordingly?

www.axios.com/2025/06/05/m...

The tit-for-tat couldn’t happen to a nicer pair of guys! The today’s market response today reminds me of the vintage EF Hutton commercial tag line, “When EF Hutton talks, people listen.”🤷🏻‍♀️

Im pressing the 5D Chess button over and over but it isnt working this time. Whats the matter with this THIGN?

No sympathy whatsoever! 200 000 children died because of their disastrous policies and actions

I can only imagine how vicious Donald and Melanie divorce is going to be.

Well if nothing else, it’s a good Exhibit A on why there needs to be protocols and norms around the people who hold and people who interact with the office of POTUS.

What goes around, eventually comes around. Doesn't it. The price you pay to play.

We must act now for LGBTQ+ rights matter highly importantly, as corporations are complicit in fascism. We need to email Bob Iger to reverse the decision and support the LGBTQ+ community properly or resign in disgrace. Please Share it at least for Queer Rights are worth fighting for!

Win-Win. 🇺🇸

Yeah: Groveling is their default solution.

Tesla is toast. Bringing Musk back at any capacity will be the kiss of death. They deserve every bad thing that can happen to them for propping this scumbag drug addict Nazi up as some kind of genius. Elon Musk is no genius. He might be the worst person on this planet.

Couldn't have happened to two more deserving people!

So Musk lost $282 M and some today with Tesla beat up today!

I love that both of their ego’s are too big to stay off social media. Good for us!

www.youtube.com/shorts/Kk5mK...

And tomorrow, after the billionaires have bought up this newest self inflicted dip, trump and musky will suddenly kiss and make up.

This could, in the longterm, help Tesla win some people back. If Musk is instrumental in Trump's downfall.

as of right now, leon's stock is rallying in the after hours. trump's is still in the negative. 👀

That could be a clever way to pump and dump.

First thought:

I hope they both live miserably ever after

Love it this is like Drake vs Kendrick except it's 2 Drake's 🙂‍↔️

Is Trump gonna have to sell his tesler?😂

In the middle of all the awful things happening, these two little bitches slapping at each other is both hilarious and entertaining! 🍿

Did it seriously take this dispute for people with money to figure out that they're dealing with two third-grade level boys with latent sexual issues and no sense of "other?" Wow.