Post

Some guy sitting at a staffing desk at the FBI: “I know we’re short handed, but we’d be ok if only we listened to that conch-fucker’s story!”

The word “apparently” is the hinge: is this based on an FBI vacancy announcement, an internal hiring document, or a reported interview? Naming the artifact would separate a personnel allegation from a standards change.

How very “woke” of the Patel’s FBI

So that's what the B stands for in the name? 🤷🏼

Only victim in beastiality is the animal. People who do things to animals are on the same chopping block as pedophiles.

There comes a certain point where I just turn off the news. Relaxed bestiality hiring standards… in the freaking FBI… is that point. This is also where I start to question if I’m not actually dreaming… or in a coma.

Do you think Kash Patel knows what 'bestiality' means? Concern for the victims???

WTF?

Sickness by sick and deranged men.

One of his buddies must want to join the FBI, but has a record fucking animals.

Uncle Sam wants you!

Well, we thought the age of DEI was over.....

Is fucking a live animal any less repugnant to fucking roadkill? Either way the definition of beastialty is sexual relations with a non human animal whether alive, dead or otherwise and any description is necessarily disgusting. Margaret Lovatt might argue otherwise, but I'd disagree.

Thats clearly 2028 stuff 😂

Don't take a photo. Take a fatto. Keep the meals and moments with your people. Color fades after 72 hours and returns every anniversary. I built fatto. It's now live on iPhone. apps.apple.com/us/app/fatto... clearvista.ai

We would all like to know who, specifically, this rule applies to. Who engaged in involuntary (?) bestiality (wat?) and also wants to join the FBI?

People raped by animals still need to work.

This administration is not even competent at lying. When the policy states “engaged in” vs “victims of” it’s easy for most literate humans to know the difference.

Does this explain the rubber chicken?

If a sheep tries to overpower and seduce you, report it🐏🐏

Who hasn’t heard their hit ‘Fight for your right to mate a horse’?

the last 15 years have been a south park episode and really, this isnt even the weirdest thing this year

We’re talking about this absurdity and not about possibly hiring applicants who admit to theft and prostitution. 🤷‍♀️

tell us you're into sheep without saying you're into sheep. Bear in mind while he's saying this what his associates are into. He is explaining that those sheep are keeping children safe. Am I understanding this correctly? 🤦‍♂️