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errr he is incapable of using the broader 'sexual assault survivors' as he protects the perpetrators under Epstein.

Sexual assault survivors were NEVER barred from working for the FBI. Singling out participants of bestiality could ONLY be a way for Kash, or friends of Kash, to be waived into the bureau. (still can't believe the US Senate spent publicly aired committee time on Patel's asinine policy)

Say what now

Maybe the bestiality would have disqualified Patel if it wasn’t removed

So he’s saying that children are being forced to engage in beastiality and then grow up and apply to the FBI?

So their thought is children are animals: Epstein class is lacking basic human knowledge🦅vote em out🇺🇲

unless your hiring the animals these sick fucks raped i’m really unsure of who you mean by victims

I’m struggling to properly engage with this, it’s so fucking surreal that a part of my brain keeps loudly insisting it must be AI. Simply the most revolting story I’ve read in years, maybe even decades.

And maybe in the Epstien files as well?

Got something you're not telling us Kash?

Like assaulted by the neighbors dog falling on their penis?

I guess Kash f*cks animals. What about furniture? Like a sexy love seat?

if that’s the case, I’m confused why he chose the very specific words “had engaged in bestiality” instead of the very specific words “sexual assault survivors.”

Every admission is a confession.

Kash's deranged ass said: "WhAt WaS tHe DoG wEaRiNg?" 🤣🤣🤣

It's no surprise they dropped bestiality from their hiring restrictions, especially considering how much the FBI has been "fucking the dog" at work these days.

I see what you did there 👏 ...

Omg

Gotta think he was hazed pretty good (bad) in college smh

I find it insane that we all know there was a MAGAt loyalist who was rejected because of this rule AND that Kash was probably pressured about it, leading to this change.

Seems if that were true it would say "Victims of forced bestiality" But that's not what it says

“Protecting survivors”? How many animals apply to the FBI every year?

While Prostitution and Lawyers are the World's oldest Profession. Beastiality has been Outlawed by all Christian Faith's. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

So the animals are the predators? This is the 4chan government

More than likely his prime candidates come from frat houses?

There’s this analyst, ya see, great guy, upstanding guy… his uncle DID make him fuck a goat in ‘02….

I've heard it accounts for up to 40% of the FBI's new hires.

This clown is equally insane as the DipStick.

Is he trying to save his own skin?

We’re like a week away from finding out Kash Patel fucked a pangolin, aren’t we

Is necrophilia also on the table? Because couchphilia is.

Kash Patel is so woke. It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Bambi. Gender of the animal in question matter? Also, is he saying it doesn’t matter who intended to fuck who? If so, is he saying rapists are victims? And is that the true intent? (unrelated to Epstein, I’m sure)

Maybe he's looking to hire former IDF.

Huh? <checks notes> IDK <confused> I could make a snarky remark about Millennials/Gen Z and their safe spaces/trigger culture, I won’t, and this isn’t about dogs sniffing crotches.

Well now he just lost the PETA vote.

Oddly specific….. like 30-50 feral hogs…

Your honor, the sheep assaulted ME.

then add an exception to the original rule.

I hope they investigate this calm to see if it’s true and not an ex post facto justification.

They're hiring the sheep?

👀

Is the rumor true that Alex Jones has been hired by the FBI?