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My dad tried that. They returned it to him and explained that it was a piece of asphalt. (Seriously, true story.) 😂

Alternatively, you could leave it in the experienced hands of a natural history museum, where it will receive proper and loving care.

On a long enough timescale, today's meteorite is tomorrow's ejecta.

No alt text?

XD XD

I am weak

I always wanted my own meteor

Can th' sky be cited for littering....?

Yeah no if the sky drops stuff on me that it’s stayin with me. Take better care of your shit, SKY.

But not on a Boeing spacecraft, please.

Give it away, give it away, give it away, now

Maybe when they go get those astronauts stranded at the ISS.

yeah, if you pick it up the stars will smell you on it and not care for it anymore

Ah, right, that's this weekend. ...Dunno if I'll be awake for it XD

"Huh. This shower control has an 'M' setting between the 'H' and 'C'. Must mean 'Medium'. Let's give it a tr--- OWW! What the-- OWW! OWW! Jeezus! Turn it-- OWW!-- off! OWW!"

i understand why the note is there but "However, this advice does not apply to meteors.[citation needed]" is kind of hilarious without further context